Spoiled doggies and earthquakes=sleepless nights

So last night I was snoozing hard, work has been a total bear, what with computers down and trying to catch up from that and then trying to get ahead on being out of the office for a few days....I was pretty spent. So I went to bed at a decent hour hoping to get some good rest... thinking that maybe my eyebags wouldn't be quite so vibrantly purple.. anyhoo-

sorry, ADD here,

ok where was I, oh yes, sleeping. snuggled in my mostest favorite ever organic sheets... and I am startled from sleep by the sound of something crashing in the house. I come awake and listen. Nothing.

Huh?

So I doze ... just when I get to the good part in the dream, CRASH! This time, I get on up to investigate. What is in my house? I'm thinking what stack (yes, I am the worlds worst stacker) has crashed?But as stroll through the house... everything is right where it's sposed to be...

So I keep on trolling through the house, the moonlight shining through the windows... the frogs and crickets singing their night melodies... thinking - what in the world is that crashing? Is there a critter in my house wrecking havoc on the basement? Did the door to the tupperware cabinet finally give and my carefully booby trapped cabinet fall to pieces? Is the house shaking with one of those mini earthquakes, like I slept through a couple of years ago?

I wander in my sleepy stupor, bouncing off the walls because I do still have geri-feet that need a full 10 minutes to cooperate, when I hear it. CRASH.

Only it's not a crash. It's more of a muffled sneeze.

Like one that comes from a doggie with her head buried half under the bed, snuffling into the carpet. YAY!! wootwoot!! Mystery solved...

I stumbled past my girl (said sneezing poochie) giving her a little pat, after all, she didn't mean to wake me up... Just before I fall into my wondermous sheets and passout with... one foot still on the floor..I wonder... what do I have to wear that goes with purple?